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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Too much cilantro

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I love Sprouts

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

I hate spinach

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'

'Spinach: The Prequel'

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."

Girl waters a plant

Christmas Sprout

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"He's our man in Brussels. . ."