"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"
Broccoli Hater T-Shirts
Let them wear their veggie opinion proudly with a witty t-shirt designed for broccoli haters. A fun and bold way to express their love for not loving greens.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Too much cilantro
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"
"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!
"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
"Always eat your broccoli."
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!
(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
I will eat my greens for you (today!)
'You wish, Timmy.'
Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
I hate spinach
'And someone's been eating my dinner. But I notice they've left the bloody side-serving of sprouts!'
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'
"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."
'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
"No, I haven't heard that broccoli was on the endangered species list."
Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.
Broccoli Hater T-Shirts Collection
Broccoli Hater Mugs
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Broccoli Hater Pillows
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Broccoli Hater Prints
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