Brussels Sprouts Enthusiast T-Shirts

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

The beer idea.

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'More syrup anyone?'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

Heavy syrup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"You're getting too much fiber."

I love Sprouts

Hey, those are not menus!

Crop Walk.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'So that's why you keep asking for grapes!'

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

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