Brussels Sprout Skeptic T-Shirts

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I love Sprouts

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

Coke Dealer

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!"

Girl waters a plant

Christmas Sprout