Brussels Sprout Skeptic T-Shirts

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? "Death of a Salesman." Adapted to a fly, of course.

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

I love Sprouts

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

Soda! So many useless calories! Oh? You're wondering why I'm still round if I don't drink the stuff? Well? I got fat the old-fashioned way. I eat too much.

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Coke Dealer

Girl waters a plant

Christmas Sprout