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"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

The beer idea.

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

'More syrup anyone?'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

Heavy syrup

"You're getting too much fiber."

I love Sprouts

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

I married him for better or for wurst.'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'