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"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

The beer idea.

'More syrup anyone?'

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

Heavy syrup

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

I love Sprouts

"You're getting too much fiber."

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

I married him for better or for wurst.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'