Brussels Sprout Skeptic Prints

Decorate with amusing prints that showcase the humorous side of vegetable skepticism. Perfect for kitchen walls, garages, or veggie debates rooms.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?" mockup

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

from $19.00

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues." mockup

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

from $19.00

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

from $19.00

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?' mockup

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

from $19.00

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!' mockup

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

from $19.00

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?" mockup

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

from $19.00

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food." mockup

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

from $19.00

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

from $19.00

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

from $19.00

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!" mockup

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

from $19.00

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.' mockup

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

from $19.00

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.' mockup

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

from $19.00

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?" mockup

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

from $19.00

Picasso paints AND eats like a child! mockup

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

from $19.00

I love Sprouts

from $19.00

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!' mockup

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

from $19.00

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!' mockup

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

from $19.00

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

from $19.00

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?' mockup

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

from $19.00

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.' mockup

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

from $19.00

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent." mockup

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

from $19.00

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?' mockup

'Who wants another slice of Brussel Sprout...?'

from $19.00

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

from $19.00

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.' mockup

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

from $19.00

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.' mockup

'This French food is pretty good, except for that beurre bleeech sauce.'

from $19.00

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'" mockup

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

from $19.00

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants." mockup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

from $19.00

Just Say No to Chicken Soup

from $19.00

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts. mockup

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

from $19.00

Coke Dealer

from $19.00

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!"

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!" mockup

"And your mother says you didn't eat your spinach when you were seven!"

from $19.00

Girl waters a plant

from $19.00

Christmas Sprout

from $19.00

Brussels Sprout Skeptic Prints Collection

Brussels Sprout Skeptic Mugs

Looking for a fun gift for the brussels sprout skeptic? Our collection of witty mugs makes every beverage more amusing and starts conversations with humor.

Brussels Sprout Skeptic Pillows

Add humor and personality to any room with our brussels sprout skeptic pillows. These quirky accessories are a fun way to liven up your space.

Brussels Sprout Skeptic T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to express your skepticism about brussels sprouts. Our witty and charming designs are ideal for veggie doubters and humor enthusiasts alike.