Brussels Sprouts Believers Prints

'Do they have sprouts in heaven, Miss?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Cheese Plaiters.

"It's for global cooling."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Ray Charles

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Stationary mountain bike.

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

A mouth-watering Passion fruit

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

"But how do you know my sprouts aren't contaminated with novichok?"

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

It's a new high-fiber cereal for adults. There's a surprise pre-approved credit card in every box!

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Choosing a dog "Oh he must like bruseel sprouts, cause I don't."

Christmas Sprout

Girl waters a plant

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

EU

"Good morning Year 7."

'I feel guilty, I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral, , , At least when we die, we'll go to the same place,'

"I'm headed for the artificial butters. You?"