Broccoli Believer Prints

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

Polar opposites.

Cookies from Heaven

"Today I'm gonna stuff myself! I'll have half a broccoli and a glass of water!"