Bread Believers Prints

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

French bread

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Come dine with me!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Baker

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

"Please rise."