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Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Jackson Pollock.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Artist painting a dancer.

Rocket priced prams.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

Free long distance

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"Here's a one-bedroom in the heart of downtown with it's own dedicated parking spot, which can be reached by a convenient twenty-minute cab ride."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Claude Monet

'Hey Ed! I found out why my prescription costs so much.'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Proletariat Steak

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Camille Pissarro

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Offshore Outsourcing