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Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Artist painting a dancer.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Rocket priced prams.

"We're going to spend £5M to put over the message that our product is so good it sells itself!"

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

Free long distance

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Claude Monet

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Hey Ed! I found out why my prescription costs so much.'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Camille Pissarro

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Offshore Outsourcing

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."