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"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Jackson Pollock.

Artist painting a dancer.

Save the tree.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The art of painting

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Artist Paints Picture to Bring in the Money.

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

"One lyrical landscape—heavy on the Wyeth, light on the Expressionism."

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

Vincent Van Gogh chooses the Lesser of Two Easels.

"No honestly, your work is good, it's just not instagram good."

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

Camille Pissarro

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

"What's come over you since Friday, Miss Schemke?"

Paint pot - "It does exactly what it says on the tin."

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."

'Beautiful, consummate painterly skill, which we all know is old hat, and therefore, not for us.'

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"I ran out of space."

Artists dress for their themes.

Christy Brown.