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'Oh no! We've been Bruegeled!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Can our software do that?'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Putin and Zelensky

Picking pastries.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Thank you bubbles

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

I love bathtime.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Fairytale prince and princess