Bruegel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh no! We've been Bruegeled!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Can our software do that?'

Picking pastries.

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Putin and Zelensky

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Thank you bubbles

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Runner going through hurdles.

I love bathtime.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Football/Soccer bubbles

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"