Brownnosing Aficionado Gifts

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

"You had me at hell."

Have Horns Venn

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

Don't you like it, Dad?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"The match fixers are making it a bit obvious."

"I'm enrolled in a total immersion wine class."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Bless you!'

'Look at'em... They're HUGE.'

"It's the result of being stubborn and losing a bet!"

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'