Brown Nosing Expert Gifts

"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Walk the dog.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'Sometimes, it's good to get a different perspective.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Oops."

Wild Bird Sanctuary

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

An eye for an eye for an eye for....

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'