Broke But Creative Gifts

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

Brawnstorming session.

I get my ideas on sale...

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

New Year's Resolution.

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"You left your pocket watch on the hot stove and it melted!"

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Romantic Painter

How is the homeschooling going?

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

"My head hurts but only when I do homework."

I thought you said your building didn't allow dogs. Actually, that's the world's biggest mouse.

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs