Broke But Hopeful Gifts

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Cup half full

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Japanese disaster

Graduation Day 2020

Employment Office.

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'She's waiting for her ship to come in, and I'm waiting for the cows to come home!'

"We will rebuild!"

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

"Keep your eyes open, something will come along"

"I think next year things will really be different."

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

"I can help you with stock downturns. I'm the blueprint of irrational exuberance."

The end is not nigh!

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

"Me? I'm really scared and sad these days..."

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

Hospital Checkout: Have a Guardedly Optimistic Day.

'Do you believe in a parallel universe?' 'I'm COUNTING on a parallel universe.'

"I'd like 13,983,816 lottery tickets please..."

"For what it's worth, I don't have sore feet anymore."

'It's nice to see an optimist for a change.'

"Well, at least things can't get any worse..."