Broadsheet Devotee Gifts

Sunday.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Bravo!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'We had to donwsize.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Artist chained to his drawing.

3D Theatre

'This guy is really good!'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

And the die is cast!

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

How very Independent!

National Opera: Wriggletto

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"Scratch my head, would you?"

Give Thanks.

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

Wall St. Café, Happy Hour 24-7.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Bob Dylan as a baby.

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

Discussing A Concert.