Broadcast Book Buff T-Shirts

TV tie-in book signpost.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Myths and legends...

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Moby Dick

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."