Broadcast Book Buff Prints

TV tie-in book signpost.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Television Readers.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

If nobody had invented graphics

John Bunyan

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Audio Books

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Myths and legends...

Stephen Fry

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Moby Dick

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."