British Winter Time Gifts

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Romance

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"