British Comedy Gifts

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Sisyphus and Laurel and Hardy

Morecombe and Wise.

Rowan Atkinson,

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Peter Cook

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Looks like beach weather."

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Who's the daddy?"

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Dawn French.

Rowan Atkinson

Kenneth Williams

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

Ant and Dec.

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."