British Comedy Gifts

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Sisyphus and Laurel and Hardy

Morecombe and Wise.

Rowan Atkinson,

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Silicon Vale

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

William Hague as a punk.

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

Rowan Atkinson.

"Looks like beach weather."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Who's the daddy?"

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Kenneth Williams

"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'If you think that's silly, wait till you hear how they pick the Secretary of Defense.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.