British Airways Loyalist T-Shirts

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'We're still crazy then ...'

Ball and Chain

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."