British Airways Loyalist Mugs

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Please feel free to browse."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

Ball and Chain

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."