Bringing Home A Puppy Pillows

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Works every time.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'They're dog roses!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'Now cut that out!'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'