Bringing Home A Puppy Mugs

Computer games you can play with your dog: Disk toss.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Works every time.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'They're dog roses!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now cut that out!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'