Bright Spot Lover Gifts

The Art Lover

Rose Garden

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'I'm a star!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Your mascara is running."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Summer Sledding

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Magician creates magic square

Media Whore Raceway.

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

Morgan Freeman

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Ah-Choo!

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Always look on the bright side.

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

Ron Perlman