Bright Spot Lover Mugs

The Art Lover

Rose Garden

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'I'm a star!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Summer Sledding

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Magician creates magic square

Media Whore Raceway.

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

Ah-Choo!

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

Always look on the bright side.

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

The power of positive affirmations