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'Oh, please, Harold ... all the ladies in my bridge club have pistols.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Ruff

Out of patience

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

The Insiders

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

Amber Laura Heard