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"I've taken a vow of chastity with guys living in poverty."

Sloaney Pony.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

A day at the races

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

Bun Lift

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

Wall St. Glitterati

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

Fashionistas 2012 - 'I'm Rapunzel!'

"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."