Bridge Club Diva Prints

'Oh, please, Harold ... all the ladies in my bridge club have pistols.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Ruff

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Out of patience

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Please point out the problem tooth."

The Insiders

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

Social butterfly

"Ugh! Damn floss..."