Bridal Party Member Pillows

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Chef De Party.

Wedding Selfie

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Here comes our order.'

"Your shout!"

You have had enough

Down on Bourbon Street...