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'I don't care if it is free...It's not much of a view!'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Communication Breakdowns

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'This doesn't look good.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Damned if you do...

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Attitude Counselor.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"See no more hiccups."

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.