Brick Wall Architect T-Shirts

Bricklayer admires her work.

"Werewolves of London..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'That's my boy...'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

'This doesn't look good.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'I need a new toy!'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"We're going have to build higher walls."

'She is being impossible again.'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'