Brick Wall Conjurer T-Shirts

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Werewolves of London..."

Artist and Musician

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Toys and environmental pollution

Human Recources Management

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Ghostbasters 3

Creativity

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'This doesn't look good.'

LEGO profits.

Artistic license.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"