Brewmeister Pillows

Beer Club for Men.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

Bitter End

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Can I get you another coffee?

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wish You Were Beer