Brewmaster Wannabe Pillows

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Beer Lunch

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Tea Snob.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"This is our coffeemaker room."