Brewmaster Dreamer Gifts

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Beer Stall

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Bottle Distillery

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'