Boss Dreamer Gifts

Roscoe contemplates self-employment

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Lemonade Inc.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Heroes.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Imagine there's no office...

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Time Clock.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

The Rivalry Begins

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

Superhero