Brewed Bliss Seeker T-Shirts

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

New Twenty Blades

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Gustave Charpentier

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

Laughter Therapy.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

Ignorance and Bliss