Botanical Bliss-seeker T-Shirts

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Gardener

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'In Love'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Hello from the shed.

New Twenty Blades

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Camomiletherapy

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

Ignorance and Bliss

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Nature Scents Research Department.

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

Marry me on a surfboard

I don't know - some days I just feel blissful-ish.

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

Flower Trumpet

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

Giraffe Snacks

"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."

'I'm sorry I can't see or hear your right now, I'm in my happy place.'