Brewed Beauty Admirer Mugs

The Cona Lisa

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Beer Lunch

The Angel's Share

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Balding Autumn Tree.

Tea Snob.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

The screaming fart.

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Lite Beer.

"We grind our own catnip."

"High Priest"