Brewed Beauty Admirer Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Beer Lunch

Balding Autumn Tree.

Tea Snob.

The Angel's Share

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

"We grind our own catnip."

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Lite Beer.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"High Priest"

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'