Craft Brews Admirer Mugs

Beer Stall

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Toenail clipping missile.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Real Beer People

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Beer Lunch

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"You order the microbrew?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'