Craft Brews Admirer Mugs

Beer Stall

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Toenail clipping missile.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Real Beer People

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

Beer Lunch

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Now that, my friend, is a beer garden!

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

The screaming fart.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'