Craft Brew Connoisseur Mugs

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Scotch and water musick."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'You've had enough!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Malty tasking.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"What'll ya have?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Cold Beers and Skiers