Craft Beer Expert Mugs

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Real Beer People