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'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Man...You age great!'

Pasta

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Red Wine

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

You've done it again, Harry.

Bitter End

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Wish You Were Beer

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

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Essentials

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'