Brew And Vino Balancer Gifts

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Man...You age great!'

Pasta

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Red Wine

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Bitter End

You've done it again, Harry.

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wish You Were Beer

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"Do you have a nice Beaujolais that goes well with a mama’s boy?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'