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"Well, here comes shorts weather."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

His and Her wardrobe's

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'Men pack. Women move.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Sunblock - A Novel

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

Acme Crazy Straws