Wardrobe Planning T-Shirts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'You can't wear that dress, it clashes with your 'phone.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Wearing all black

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Is that my skirt?!!"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."