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'sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Dog Calenders.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

Fauna Hybrids

Village Pet Shop.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'Welcome home, Tiddles...'

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

Reigning cats and dogs.

"They know me here."

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Lunch is served at the Kennel Club

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"